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smokeymcdaniel:

There is literally no reason not to.

smokeymcdaniel:

There is literally no reason not to.

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You’ve gotta update your cassette tape collection.

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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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malkshake:

Ho boy this took a while

I’m hoping to get them printed on mugs for this event I’ll be going, but there’s a ton of expenses involved and… you know… hrmm-hmm…

ALSO a friendly reminder I do commissions people, or if you’re interested in something else not listed there you can ask me and we can work on a reasonable price!

Please do and I love you forever and ever

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wheresmywaifu:

a teddy bear wtf I’m screwed

The remote control to my TV.  I’m dead.

a fucking tablet what the fuck do you expect me to do with a fucking tablet

it’s a fucking grasshopper what the fuck am i supposed to do with that

a mechanical pencil goddammit

all hail the mighty phone!
ps, if you have a mechanical pencil, you can stab it in the eye :)

what the fuck am i supposed to do with a stack of paper

i have a tv, i will save us all

My mic stand! I can sharpen the end down and make it a spear!

My tablet ;-;

a carton of milk..

Oh great, nothing but a wall. ALL OF US KNOW HOW GOOD THOSE WALLS PROTECT HUMANS asdfjaskdf

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locsgirl:

wheresmywaifu:

a teddy bear wtf I’m screwed

The remote control to my TV.  I’m dead.

a fucking tablet what the fuck do you expect me to do with a fucking tablet

it’s a fucking grasshopper what the fuck am i supposed to do with that

a mechanical pencil goddammit

all hail the mighty phone!

ps, if you have a mechanical pencil, you can stab it in the eye :)

what the fuck am i supposed to do with a stack of paper

i have a tv, i will save us all

My mic stand! I can sharpen the end down and make it a spear!

My tablet ;-;

a carton of milk..

Oh great, nothing but a wall. ALL OF US KNOW HOW GOOD THOSE WALLS PROTECT HUMANS asdfjaskdf

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warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Reblogging for the negative notes

the notes are GONE

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